Famous Nicknames Of U.S. Presidents

Fat Bald Fuck

Qutie Pie, Daddy’s Little President

Mr. Worldwide

The Handsome Dancing Skeleton, Decomposing Joe

Heterosexual James

Mr. “Doesn’t Know Where He Was When Kennedy Was Assassinated”

Uncle Hague

Would-Be Organ Donor

Uncle Rapist, Cadillac Cleve With An Ace Up His Sleeve

Billy the Kidfucker

Silent “Which Is What You Might Call Clinical Depression But We Don’t Talk About Those Sorts of Things” Cal

The Pansy From Kansy

Little Pig Boy

The Temp

Mr. Deceased

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The Penis Bungler

Horsefucker

Dr. Genocide

The Amazing Mr. Indian Killer, Sweet Baby Hayes, Rutherford B. Fuckin’

Miss Thing

The Queen of Mean

“Sage of Monticello” to some, “Master” to others

Shitbag Magoo

Lady Bird Johnson

Splatty, Mr. Bits ’n’ Pieces

Ol’ No Holes in His Head

The Little Boy President Who Sleeps in a Matchbox

Bulletproof McKinley

James Madison

Calamity Jowls

Drone Malone

America’s Sweet Little Punkin Pie

El Polkacabra

Doctor Dementia, The Sundowner

Wheels

The Walking Roosevelt

27th-President-Face

Yung Lean

The Deuce-Dropper

Mister Respectful, Big Naturals

Old Corpsey

That Filthy Dutch Protestant

Ol’ Splinter Tongue, The Founding Fister

Wimbo Womplin

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