Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football starting lineup this week:
Start ’Em
- Johnny Manziel (QB): Manziel is finally showing the type of deluded confidence coaches have been waiting to see all year
- Eli Manning (QB): With the Giants out of playoff contention, expect Manning to do what it takes to fuck his team out of a decent draft pick
- Derek Anderson (QB): The Panthers expressed confidence in the backup quarterback, who arrived to practice Wednesday in a severely damaged sedan
Sit ’Em
- Matthew Stafford (QB): Stafford has looked extremely comfortable all season while moving within a pile of defensive linemen
- Latavius Murray (RB): Starting the explosive but oft-injured Murray is a risky option for those hoping to pay absolutely zero attention to a Raiders-Chiefs game
- Ben Roethlisberger (QB): Expect the Steelers quarterback to be rattled after learning that the NFL’s new conduct policy includes several paragraphs specific to him
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