A new study in rats suggests that foods high in fat and calories trigger the same addiction response in the brain that cocaine does. What do you think?
"I just read that somewhere, too, but I didn't think it was a scientific study, I thought it was Cathy."
Marvin Johnson • Systems Analyst
"Have they ruled out the possibility that the rats were all secretly using cocaine throughout the duration of the study?"
Cath Shippy • Veneer Trimmer
"We shouldn’t draw too many conclusions. After all, Scarface just wouldn't have been the same if Al Pacino dropped his head into a pile of burgers on his desk and came up shooting."
Gary Rittman • Machine Boss