Favorite Snack In Every State

Favorite Snack In Every State

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Americans all across the country love to stuff their dumb fucking faces. The Onion examines the favorite snack in every state.

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Alabama

Alabama

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Breast milk

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Alaska

Alaska

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Own frostbitten fingers

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Arizona

Arizona

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Flamin’ Hot Dementia Pills

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Arkansas

Arkansas

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Twice-tortured chicken

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California

California

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This new powder called Quorl. Have you heard of it? It’s eviscerated mandrake root, and you just inject it three times a day between your toes instead of a snack. It’s awesome.

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Colorado

Colorado

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Other avalanche survivor

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Connecticut

Connecticut

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Martini splashed on face after wife discovers affair

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Delaware

Delaware

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Sour gravel

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Florida

Florida

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Lit firework mistaken for a Push Pop

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Georgia

Georgia

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A nice bite out of a fresh, juicy Georgia potato

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Hawaii

Hawaii

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A spoonful of sunblock

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Idaho

Idaho

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Potato ceviche

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Illinois

Illinois

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Whatever will give them the most diarrhea

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Indiana

Indiana

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Industrial runoff

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Iowa

Iowa

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10,000 pounds of soybeans

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Kansas

Kansas

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Whatever you have around. They don’t mean to be a bother.

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Kentucky

Kentucky

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Glass of top-shelf tequila

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Louisiana

Louisiana

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Whatever floats up to the surface after throwing a stick of dynamite into the swamp

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Maine

Maine

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Vending machine lobster

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Maryland

Maryland

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Tears of 10,000 grieving widows of sailors lost at sea

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Massachusetts

Massachusetts

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Own teeth after sucker punched

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Michigan

Michigan

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Tire roasted over trash-can fire

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Minnesota

Minnesota

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A fingerful of Cool Whip

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Mississippi

Mississippi

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Meemaw-style nubbins

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Missouri

Missouri

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Heartburn medication

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Montana

Montana

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Expired canned corn from bunker

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Nebraska

Nebraska

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Handful of Beer Nuts while wondering what the fuck happened

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Nevada

Nevada

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Cigarette ash floating in a glass of cheap scotch that’s been sitting on a blackjack table for nine hours

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New Hampshire

New Hampshire

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Gas station boner pills

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New Jersey

New Jersey

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Just a snack? No, no, you gotta eat. Sit down, we’ll have osso buco. What, you’re too good to spend time with your mother?

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New Mexico

New Mexico

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Turquoise jerky

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New York

New York

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Most New Yorkers have been priced out of snacks.

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North Carolina

North Carolina

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Chew

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North Dakota

North Dakota

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Whatever’s in the trap

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Ohio

Ohio

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Fentanyl, unfortunately

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Oklahoma

Oklahoma

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Dust

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Oregon

Oregon

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$19 doughnut

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Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania

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Jerry Sandusky’s Famous Tuna Noodle Casserole

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Rhode Island

Rhode Island

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Against Protestant work ethic to eat snack

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South Carolina

South Carolina

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[redacted due to excessive use of slurs]

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South Dakota

South Dakota

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Anything that can be spat

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Tennessee

Tennessee

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None of your fuckin’ business. How’s that for your little slideshow? Fuck you comin’ ’round here askin’ questions like that for? Now get off my property before I have to bury you in it.

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Texas

Texas

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72-ounce ribeye in under one hour

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Utah

Utah

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Caffeine-free meth

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Vermont

Vermont

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Syrup-slathered stack of Brawny paper towels

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Virginia

Virginia

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Deemed highly classified information by the Pentagon

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Washington

Washington

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Way too much of an edible. Fuck, fuck, fuck…

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West Virginia

West Virginia

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Snackin’ teeth

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Wisconsin

Wisconsin

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Cholesterol Bites

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Wyoming

Wyoming

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Snack-sized bison

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