The number of murders in the United States jumped by nearly 30% in 2020 compared to the previous year, in the largest single-year increase ever recorded in the country. What do you think?
“I know a lot of folks used their time in lockdown to finally pursue their passions.”
Maude Gibbs, Stretching Coach
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“Such a shame in an otherwise fantastic year.”
Boris Tang, Unemployed
“Sounds overblown. Last year, I killed maybe 20% more people, tops.”
Clarence Bernal, Denim Distresser