The FBI has announced a new rewards program offering $10,000 to anyone who can provide information leading to the arrest of individuals who point handheld lasers at aircraft, incidents known as “laser strikes” or “lasing.” What you think?


“No way. Do you have any idea what laser gangs do to snitches?”

Lynn McGill • Wood Sander

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“The Constitution clearly states that I can be as big a prick as I want.”

Rob Deery • Systems Analyst

“I just point my finger at the pilot. They know.”

Morgan Glickman • Stock Portfolio Analyst

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