The FDA has confirmed a nationwide shortage of the attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder medication Adderall due to manufacturing issues, with the shortage expected to last through the end of the year. What do you think?

“Pretty sure meth’s still in stock.”
Miles Seelbach, Crypto Banker

“Between this and the formula shortage, what am I supposed to feed my baby?”
Anita Santana, Cannoneer
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“I guess I have to go back to bribing teachers.”
Hank Schilsky, Content Aggregator