The U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a device that delivers mild shocks to the brains of children between 7 and 12 years old in order to treat their ADHD. What do you think?

“Sure. If I’m gonna electrocute my kid, I guess it might as well be to treat something.”
Craig Mason • Pompadour Expert

“We’ve made such incredible advances in child abuse.”
Harold Rosales • Checkers Tactician
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“Great, more Ritalin for me!”
Bertha Casey • Unemployed