FDA Approves First Device To Treat ADHD In Children

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a device that delivers mild shocks to the brains of children between 7 and 12 years old in order to treat their ADHD. What do you think? 

“Sure. If I’m gonna electrocute my kid, I guess it might as well be to treat something.”

Craig Mason • Pompadour Expert


“We’ve made such incredible advances in child abuse.”

Harold Rosales • Checkers Tactician

“Great, more Ritalin for me!”

Bertha Casey • Unemployed