The Food and Drug Administration granted emergency use authorization to the first Covid-19 test that can use breath samples to detect the coronavirus within a few minutes and with a high degree of accuracy. What do you think?
“I still might shove it up a nostril just for fun.”
Melissa Tiels, Freelance Cuddler
“Ugh, I always get queasy when I get my breath drawn.”
Elias Woolsey, Pacing Coach
“Thank God, I’m so tired of doing these tests anally.”
Brett Layne, Existential Theorist