Google’s new operating system for Android devices, Oreo, includes a whole host of new features and improvements. Here’s what to expect from Android Oreo.
All new set of alert sounds voiced by Terry Bradshaw
Updated look of the black box that appears when someone sends you an emoji
Zooms in 50 percent if you double-tap the screen and lets out a bloodcurdling scream if you tap the screen nine times
Picture-in-picture technology will allow users to have twice as many car accidents as previous versions
Self-awareness
Increased battery life to counteract the complete lack of Android chargers available in friend groups
I don’t know, okay? When I press that thing it just freaks out
Great gas mileage
Camera equipped with adaptive zooming that will quickly autofocus on your most prominent facial flaws
Integrated notifications reminding users to get an iPhone