At its annual developer conference this week, Apple unveiled its long-rumored streaming music service. Here are some of its features:
- Each song preceded by 45-minute Tim Cook presentation
- Option to play a different song in each earbud
- Tons of Floyd
- A daily morning zoo show with Siri and her rowdy friends
- Ability to lower volume is disabled whenever a really good song is playing
- Is eager to please
- Audiobook chapters from Steve Jobs’ biography constantly sprinkled in throughout users’ listening sessions
- Access to millions of songs readily available on Pandora, Spotify, and Google Play