Fed Cuts Interest Rates

The Federal Reserve is almost universally expected to make a quarter-point cut to interest rates in order to stave off signs of a slowing economy. What do you think?

“I hope this doesn’t hurt my investments in rent, medical bills, and groceries.”

Nora Norton • Water Carbonator


“This sounds like one of those important things for people whose checking account aren’t currently overdrawn.”

Emile Johnson • Coxswain

“Oh, they’re just doing it for the attention.”

Tad Drew • Nougat Injector