Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, admitted she was broke and had been drinking when she accepted a cash down payment of $40,000 in an attempt to sell access to her former husband, Prince Andrew. What do you think?

"Is she still drunk? I have 40k and would like to have Andrew come to our barbecue-sauce trade fair."

Jocelyn Asquith • Fingerprint Classifier


"If she's so hard up, why doesn't she just stagger over to York and start seizing farmland from the commoners?"

Brandon Pirroni • Systems Analyst

"Which Fergie? And in both cases, forget it."

Django Cox • Chrome Buffer