The Bramble Cay melomys, a rodent native to a single tiny Australian landmass near Papua New Guinea, is the first mammal species proven to have gone extinct from rising sea levels caused by global climate change. What do you think?
“Thank goodness Australia is so far away.”
Chet Poland • Box Ticker
Jimmy Carter Becomes World’s Heaviest Man At 850 Pounds
“This is the kind of harsh reality we’ll just have to learn to ignore from now on.”
Vera Baltz • Recipe Judge
“I guess I need to think of a different birthday present for my kid now.”
Ian Winger • Chief Revisionist