Fish Can Recognize Human Faces

Scientists have discovered that the archerfish, known for its ability to shoot jets of water to stun prey, can consistently shoot water at the same individual humans, indicating an ability to distinguish and recognize discrete human faces. What do you think?

“If that’s true, my cichlids are really good at pretending they can’t.”

Rusty Jenkins • Sausage Spicer


“As I’ve learned over time, you really want to make sure you’re not spitting on the wrong people.”

Mort Harris • Snake Breeder

“What a shame. True anonymity was the ocean’s biggest draw.”

Joanne Lennertz • Pinata Stuffer