Florida residents hoping to cast early ballots faced long lines yesterday, including a six-hour wait at one polling place in Miami-Dade County, while a bomb scare closed a voting location near Orlando. What do you think?

“This is almost as bad as the 1912 Florida election, when alligators ate 27 Taft supporters.”

Walter Calloway • Leather Tooler


“It’s not easy to equip polling places for large numbers of voters. For one thing, you need a shitload of pens.”

Gloria Pidgurski • Systems Analyst

“As long as my vote for Pat Buchanan went through, I’m satisfied.”

Junior Lamarche • Calcine Furnace Loader