Police in Florida are asking people to stop interrupting manatees while they’re mating after beachgoers were seen trying to touch the mammals while they engaged in a group mating session known as a “manatee ball”. What do you think?
“Yeah! I’m trying to watch.”
Fred Kobylarz, Sidewalk Patrolman
“It doesn’t work to tell a Floridian not to do something.”
Anne Marie Dixon, General Sorter
“The nanny state strikes again.”
Ernie O’Reilly, Systems Analyst