Florida Police Order Beachgoers To Stop Interrupting Manatees Having Sex

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Police in Florida are asking people to stop interrupting manatees while they’re mating after beachgoers were seen trying to touch the mammals while they engaged in a group mating session known as a “manatee ball”. What do you think?

“Yeah! I’m trying to watch.”

Fred Kobylarz, Sidewalk Patrolman

“It doesn’t work to tell a Floridian not to do something.”

Anne Marie Dixon, General Sorter


“The nanny state strikes again.”

Ernie O’Reilly, Systems Analyst