As a means of protection against school shootings, a Miami elementary school is selling bulletproof panels for students’ backpacks for $120. What do you think?

“This should make my 5-year-old a lot less nervous about her first day of kindergarten.”

Martha Autry • Tattoo Colorist

“A bulletproof backpack is just a band-aid for a deeper problem that can only be solved with some kind of armored desk.”

Dan Josephson • Hotel Fumigator

“$120? I can always make more kids.”

Brian Selkovitz • Zip Line Proprietor