As a means of protection against school shootings, a Miami elementary school is selling bulletproof panels for students’ backpacks for $120. What do you think?
“This should make my 5-year-old a lot less nervous about her first day of kindergarten.”
Martha Autry • Tattoo Colorist
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“A bulletproof backpack is just a band-aid for a deeper problem that can only be solved with some kind of armored desk.”
Dan Josephson • Hotel Fumigator
“$120? I can always make more kids.”
Brian Selkovitz • Zip Line Proprietor