Ex-DEA officer Garrison Kenneth Courtney admitted in court last Thursday to deceiving companies and public officials into believing he was a covert CIA agent in order to defraud contractors of nearly $4 million, at one point claiming a foreign government had poisoned him with ricin. What do you think?
“Are we sure this guilty plea isn’t just part of the mission he’s involved with as a covert CIA agent?”
Kendra Bowser • Gem Polisher
“Makes you wonder if all the CIA agents in your life are who they say they are.”
Frank Marable • Military Librarian
“Now I don’t feel so bad about pretending to be handsome online.”
Kenneth Euston, Systems Analyst