315,000-year-old Moroccan fossils have been determined to belong to early Homo sapiens, making the human race 100,000 years older than previously estimated. What do you think?


“Now that I know we had an extra 100,000 years to come up with it, I’m no longer impressed by the Renaissance.”

Jacqueline Cross • Bus Mechanic

“It’s nice having thousands more generations to blame my problems on.”

Austin O’Keefe • Instrument Sterilizer

“We’re closing in on you, cockroaches.”

Jeff Bixenspan • Failed Notary