San Diego authorities uncovered nearly four tons of marijuana smuggled beneath a shipment of jalapeños at the Otay Mesa Port of Entry. What do you think?
“Oh God, I have to report on this story and I have no idea how to type that ‘n’ with the wavy line over it.”
Aaron Wright • Window Critic
“Great, now I’ve gotta find another jalapeños guy.”
Alysia Maddox • Deodorant Specialist
“I bet those crooked Border Patrol officers plan on keeping all those jalapeños for themselves.”
Andrew Mendez • Sausage Stuffer