Four Tons Of Pot Found Buried In Jalapeños

San Diego authorities uncovered nearly four tons of marijuana smuggled beneath a shipment of jalapeños at the Otay Mesa Port of Entry. What do you think? 

“Oh God, I have to report on this story and I have no idea how to type that ‘n’ with the wavy line over it.”

Aaron Wright • Window Critic


“Great, now I’ve gotta find another jalapeños guy.”

Alysia Maddox • Deodorant Specialist

“I bet those crooked Border Patrol officers plan on keeping all those jalapeños for themselves.”

Andrew Mendez • Sausage Stuffer