At a recent NATO meeting, France and Germany expressed reluctance to lend military support to the U.S. if it invades Iraq. What do you think?

"I can understand France pussin' out, but Germany?"
Tom Robinson • Systems Analyst

"Has it been explained to the Germans that the Iraqis are Semites?"
Paul Ryback • Delivery Driver

"I'm sorry, but why should France and Germany have a say in what goes on all the way over in Iraq?"
Christina Davies • Dental Hygienist

"That's a shame. It would have been hilarious to see the French running around the desert in their froofy Stratego uniforms."
Fred Eckers • Machinist

"Oh, shit. I'm forced to side with France on something."
Carolyn Kass • Psychologist

"Hey, Mr. President. When even the Germans don't want to fight, take the fucking hint."
Craig George • Architect