Two hundred seventy-seven Fyre Festival attendees won a $2 million settlement against organizers of the notorious 2017 “luxury” music experience that was canceled after the poorly planned $1-thousand-to-$12-thousand-per-ticket event resembled what some called “a disaster relief camp.” What do you think?
“No amount of settlement money will undo the bad sandwiches they endured.”
Baxter Stevenson • Produce Specialist
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“That’s a nice little something to add to their trust fund.”
Ernest Lane • Systems Analyst
“Settlement? Am I the only one still stuck in the Bahamas?”
Marta Klein • Soil Tester