Bill Gates announced that he will be giving up his duties in the day-to-day operations of Microsoft in 2008. What do you think?

"This will certainly give him more time to tighten his tyrannical monopoly on philanthropy."
Alex Martinelli • Sous Chef

"It was only a matter of time before the head of Microsoft crashed."
Diane Wheedon • Systems Analyst
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"Now maybe he can finally buy one of those new black Dual-Core MacBooks without everyone crawling up his ass."
Rob Bernstein • Exterminator