Gates To Leave Microsoft

Bill Gates announced that he will be giving up his duties in the day-to-day operations of Microsoft in 2008. What do you think?

"This will certainly give him more time to tighten his tyrannical monopoly on philanthropy."

Alex Martinelli • Sous Chef


"It was only a matter of time before the head of Microsoft crashed."

Diane Wheedon • Systems Analyst

"Now maybe he can finally buy one of those new black Dual-Core MacBooks without everyone crawling up his ass."

Rob Bernstein • Exterminator