The US Senate voted yesterday on a proposed Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. What do you think?
"Hopefully this will put to rest the gays' filthy desire to file joint tax returns once and for all."
Patrick Walsh • Bulldozer Operator
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"A ban on gay marriage is a good first step, but it's time to get serious about a complete ban on the institution."
David Cherney • Car Wash Attendant
"I won't rest until we declare heterosexuality the official sexuality of the United States."
Ariel Kenner • Piano Accompanist