Produce-related anomalies seem to be on the rise in America. Some examples of unusual activity by genetically modified crops reported in the past 12 months:
- Large pumpkin dry heaves in fear as two young children attempt to take it home for Halloween (Piedmont, OK)
- Carrot calls farmer a "motherfucker" after being pulled from the ground (Sequim, WA)
- Avocado has panic attack while questioning its own existence (Temecula, CA)
- Bushel of wheat organizes a protest against its own harvest (Madison, WI)
- Mushrooms hiss and snap at salad bar patrons attempting to grab them with tongs (Portland, ME)
- Strawberry quietly asks elderly woman making strawberry pie whether there's a heaven for strawberries (Fort Mill, SC)