Former president George W. Bush declined an invitation to attend next month’s Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL. What do you think?

“Probably for the best. I imagine his elocution’s a bit rusty.”

Pete Noback • Yeast Washer


“What a moron. I bet they would have comped his drinks and everything.”

Sarah Rhem • Unemployed

“I guess he realized politics just wasn’t for him.”

Fabio Morales • Foam Rubber Fabricator