Following the discovery of a blockage in one of George W. Bush’s arteries during his annual physical, doctors performed successful heart surgery on the former president Monday, inserting a stent to hold open his clogged blood vessel. What do you think?
“I hope he’s well enough to return to painting soon.”
Cullen Fife • Acid Purifier
“I hope whoever performed the surgery made it fun and pretended they were torturing him for nuclear codes the whole time.”
Leigh Marcil • Systems Analyst
“Annual physical? Pardon me, Mr. Rockefeller.”
Buzz Sperry • Balloon Manufacturer