George Zimmerman Auctions Off Gun Used To Kill Trayvon Martin

Saying he considers it a piece of American history, George Zimmerman announced plans to auction off the handgun with which he shot unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012. What do you think?

“Oh, that’s perfect. My sicko wife’s birthday is coming up.”

Danny Wirtz • Talent Appraiser


“When you’ve already sunk as low as a human being can go, it makes no sense to leave money on the table.”

Jack Frenk • Poultry Weigher

“Ideally the highest bidder won’t be some racist lunatic with a hero complex held up by other racist lunatics with hero complexes as a laudable defender of Second Amendment rights.”

Pamela Ricette • Leather Distresser