Thieves in the town Bad Hersfeld, Germany stole five and a half tons of the chocolate-hazelnut spread Nutella from a parked semi truck trailer, a heist valued at over $20,000. What do you think?
“I love Nutella as much as anyone, but I can’t imagine myself ever stealing more than a ton of it.”
Trudy Haack • Garment Inspector
“Boy, it’s going to be impossible to launder all that Nutella.”
Keith Melazzo • Projectionist
“Yet another stain on the Fatherland.”
Falco Bachmeier • Crop Scientist