Thieves in the town Bad Hersfeld, Germany stole five and a half tons of the chocolate-hazelnut spread Nutella from a parked semi truck trailer, a heist valued at over $20,000. What do you think?

“I love Nutella as much as anyone, but I can’t imagine myself ever stealing more than a ton of it.”

Trudy Haack • Garment Inspector


“Boy, it’s going to be impossible to launder all that Nutella.”

Keith Melazzo • Projectionist

“Yet another stain on the Fatherland.”

Falco Bachmeier • Crop Scientist