Germany Running Out Of Beer Bottles

Due to unusually high temperatures, German beer consumption has risen rapidly, causing a shortage in the over 3 billion beer bottles in circulation. What do you think? 

“If only there were any other way of storing beer.”

Matilda Black • Afflatus Deliverer


“If any of them are in town this weekend, my party’s going to have plenty of brews.”

Philip Philips • Psychedelics Advocate

“Are they interested in trading national crises?”

Daniel MIkkelson • Mayday Shouter