Giant Aquarium Housing 1,500 Fish Bursts In Berlin

Berlin’s AquaDom, the largest freestanding cylindrical aquarium in the world, burst last week, sending a wave of 264,000 gallons of water, glass, and tropical fish pouring into the center of the German capital. What do you think?

“So the fish are in control now, I assume?”

James Gustafson • Chief of Complaints

“Yet another mass-casualty event at the hands of the Germans.”

Leilah Adkins • Curfew Designator

“I’ll grab a mop.”

Dale Kirkwood • Uvula Specialist