Girl Scouts Have Millions Of Unsold Cookies

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The Girl Scouts have reported that 15 million boxes of cookies have gone unsold this year, a surplus caused by the absence of in-person sales due to the Covid-19 pandemic and a drop in membership. What do you think?

“I’m going to get high and do the best I can.”

Skip Hayman • Assistant Astronaut

“There must be other ways we can still exploit this child labor force.”

Conrad DiGiorgi • Sergeant-At-Arms


“Sure, blame Covid and not those shortbread cookies nobody likes.”

Dana Madamba • Bargain Bin Prospector