The Girl Scouts announced they are introducing a new cookie called a “Toast-Yay!” for 2021, which is shaped like bread and flavored like French toast. What do you think?
“Finally, the great taste of bread in a much smaller package.”
Michael Codron, Systems Analyst
Americans Describe What It's Like Surviving A Mass Shooting
“When I was a girl, we happily settled for one sweet treat: marriage.”
Marla Farhat, Water Salter
“I’m sure Thin Mints would love to see these new fucks come for the crown.”
Denny Baker, Laboratory Scrubber