Girl Scouts Introduce New Cookie

The Girl Scouts announced they are introducing a new cookie called a “Toast-Yay!” for 2021, which is shaped like bread and flavored like French toast. What do you think?

“Finally, the great taste of bread in a much smaller package.”

Michael Codron, Systems Analyst


“When I was a girl, we happily settled for one sweet treat: marriage.”

Marla Farhat, Water Salter

“I’m sure Thin Mints would love to see these new fucks come for the crown.”

Denny Baker, Laboratory Scrubber