Google AI Writes Original Song

Google’s latest machine learning program has successfully composed a 90-second piano melody out of four provided notes using a trained neural network. What do you think?

“One more way Google is better than my kid.”

Brock Unger • File Zipper


“The true test of Google’s AI will be its capacity to feel embarrassed by this song in the years to come.”

Francis Lennell • Age Guesser

“This is perfect, since I already told my keyboardist he’s replaceable.”

Doris Fletcher • Quality Controller