Government Approves Sale Of Powdered Alcohol

The U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau has approved a new product nicknamed “Palcohol,” a powdered alcohol that can be added to water to create mixed drinks or ingested by eating or snorting. What do you think?

“The alcohol in bottles still works pretty well, too.”

Cynthia Postlethwaite • Funeral Planner

“Can they also make a powdered cheesesteak that I can inhale at 3 a.m.?”

Donald Ripley • Unemployed

“Sorry, but I just don’t see people snorting things for fun.”

Matthew Flanner • Application Processor

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