In declassified CIA documents, the government officially acknowledged for the first time ever the existence of Area 51, saying that the top-secret location in the Nevada desert was created as a testing site for the U-2 spy plane in the 1950s. What do you think?
“Why would they admit that?! Maybe there’s something they’re covering up!”
F. William Beall • Systems Analyst
“I’m certain [redacted] had a good [redacted] for releasing the [redacted] at this time.”
Danielle Szita • Roller Skate Tester
“Aha! So the U-2 spy plane is real!”
Shane Wees • Animal Euthanizer