Government Reopens

In a surprise decision, the president caved to Democrats and agreed to reopen the government for three weeks without gaining any funds for a hypothetical border wall. What do you think?

“Aw, but what about all the fun drama?”

Cara Griffith • Corporate Mortician


“Goddamnit. Now this ‘Government Shutdown 2019’ back tattoo is going to look dumb.”

Bo Mcmillan • Oral Hygienist

“So do I still have to pay taxes this year or what?”

Darlene Manning • Fob Distributor