In a surprise decision, the president caved to Democrats and agreed to reopen the government for three weeks without gaining any funds for a hypothetical border wall. What do you think?
“Aw, but what about all the fun drama?”
Cara Griffith • Corporate Mortician
“Goddamnit. Now this ‘Government Shutdown 2019’ back tattoo is going to look dumb.”
Bo Mcmillan • Oral Hygienist
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“So do I still have to pay taxes this year or what?”
Darlene Manning • Fob Distributor