In a surprise decision, the president caved to Democrats and agreed to reopen the government for three weeks without gaining any funds for a hypothetical border wall. What do you think?
“Aw, but what about all the fun drama?”
Cara Griffith • Corporate Mortician
FBI Investigating Fourth-Grade Kid Who Said He Has Seen Over 200 Dead Bodies
“Goddamnit. Now this ‘Government Shutdown 2019’ back tattoo is going to look dumb.”
Bo Mcmillan • Oral Hygienist
“So do I still have to pay taxes this year or what?”
Darlene Manning • Fob Distributor