‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Released

The highly anticipated new installment of the popular Grand Theft Auto series, rumored to be the most expensive video game ever made, went on sale today. What do you think?

“It’s nice to have a distraction from the hyperviolence of our society.”

Summer Marshall • Orthotic Fitter


“It’ll be worth the wait as soon as I get my hands around a hooker’s throat and choke her until she gives me her money.”

Stanley Gibbs • Unemployed

“Don’t tell me what happens—I’m still on Grand Theft Auto III.”

Donovan Thorpe • Trapeze Artist