‘Green Book’ Wins Best Picture Oscar

The highest honor of the 91st Academy Awards went to Green Book, a film about a tour of the Deep South by African-American pianist Don Shirley and the Italian-American bouncer who served as Shirley’s driver and bodyguard. What do you think?

“I just wish my great-grandfather was alive to see how far we Italian-Americans have come.”

Melody Hubbard • Amanuensis


“Seems like all you’ve gotta do to win Best Picture these days is put a piano in your movie.”

Harry Solomon • TSA Dog Trainer

“Oh, I know. According to Twitter, I’m upset about this.”

Michael Salgado • Libido Counselor