A group of scientists known as the Sasquatch Genome Project unveiled the findings of a five-year, $500,000 study claiming they sequenced Bigfoot’s unique DNA and unveiling high-definition videos, photos, and thermal images of what they say are sasquatches in the wild. What do you think?
“Cool! Let’s kill them!”
Oliver Beers • Latex Inspector
“Another costly, pointless study proving something we already knew.”
Helen French • Chalkboard Maker
“Imagine their embarrassment if it turned out to be a plain old yeti this whole time.”
Diego Rogers • Police Negotiator