A group of scientists known as the Sasquatch Genome Project unveiled the findings of a five-year, $500,000 study claiming they sequenced Bigfoot’s unique DNA and unveiling high-definition videos, photos, and thermal images of what they say are sasquatches in the wild. What do you think?

“Cool! Let’s kill them!”

Oliver Beers • Latex Inspector


“Another costly, pointless study proving something we already knew.”

Helen French • Chalkboard Maker

“Imagine their embarrassment if it turned out to be a plain old yeti this whole time.”

Diego Rogers • Police Negotiator

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