Gun Laws In Every State

Gun Laws In Every State

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Alabama

Alabama

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Guns may be legally wed after 16 years of ownership.

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Alaska

Alaska

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Salmon convicted of felonies may not purchase a firearm.

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Arizona

Arizona

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Guns must be securely buried in the desert at least 20 miles from home.

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Arkansas

Arkansas

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Mandatory background checks on anyone who doesn’t own a gun.

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California

California

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Law requires every gun owner to first pass an IMDB background check.

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Colorado

Colorado

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Legal to grow up to 10 guns in your backyard.

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Connecticut

Connecticut

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High capacity magazines are banned for their garish tackiness.

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Delaware

Delaware

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Arsenals may be anonymously stashed in LLCs.

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Florida

Florida

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Law requires all firearms to be stored securely above the refrigerator or in the car’s glove compartment.

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Georgia

Georgia

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Residents are allowed to apply for a license within 24 hours after they have been challenged to a duel for their daughter’s honor.

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Hawaii

Hawaii

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Mark Zuckerberg’s security team has first pick of all guns.

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Idaho

Idaho

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State sort of looks like a gun, and that’s the law.

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Illinois

Illinois

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Requires Indiana residents to abide by 48-hour waiting period before smuggling guns into state.

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Indiana

Indiana

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State gun shows enforce a strict ban on cutting in line to purchase a weapon.

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Iowa

Iowa

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All guns must be won at state fair ring toss booth.

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Kansas

Kansas

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Now why would a real American need to buy a gun when they should already have one?

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Kentucky

Kentucky

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All gun show buyers must undergo a 30-minute story from seller about time his brother-in-law used one of these babies to shoot a squirrel right out a tree.

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Louisiana

Louisiana

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Forty-eight-hour waiting period on media mentioning any shooting victims.

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Maine

Maine

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Old mariners required to bind their most beloved gun to ship’s mast to prevent it from washing overboard during great tempest.

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Maryland

Maryland

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Maryland has some of the strongest gun laws in the country, making firearm trafficking very lucrative.

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Massachusetts

Massachusetts

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Guns illegal unless a Kennedy needs to get rid of a problem, quick.

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Michigan

Michigan

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Firearm purchases require proof of membership in a white supremacist group.

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Minnesota

Minnesota

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Guns only permitted during summer months when it’s nice enough to really enjoy them.

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Mississippi

Mississippi

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Everyone in this state is already dead from gunshot wounds.

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Missouri

Missouri

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Mandatory self-inflicted wound while cleaning gun by age 21.

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Montana

Montana

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Anyone murdered by guns in national parks must be dragged out by shooter to preserve their pristine beauty.

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Nebraska

Nebraska

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Breastfeeding guns in public is legal, but the social stigma remains.

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Nevada

Nevada

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Entire state legally considered gun range.

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New Hampshire

New Hampshire

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Shooting deaths are banned in fall so as to not obscure the view of the foliage.

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New Jersey

New Jersey

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Why do you want to know New Jersey’s gun laws so bad? Huh? Holy shit. Are you wearing a wire?

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New Mexico

New Mexico

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Stand Your Ground law allows gun owners to legally defend themselves in attempted alien abductions.

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New York

New York

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Tourists are warned that firearms sold by street vendors are most likely fake.

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North Carolina

North Carolina

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Domestic abusers required to count to 10 after a conviction before they’re allowed to have their gun back.

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North Dakota

North Dakota

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Wildlife permitted to use guns as a means of keeping human population at a manageable level.

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Ohio

Ohio

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Laws don’t apply in the abandoned factories.

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Oklahoma

Oklahoma

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Most guns free if buyers can prove intent to hunt down pregnant women.

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Oregon

Oregon

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The state has become a destination for terminal patients after legalizing physician-assisted gun deaths.

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Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania

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Guns are strictly limited to championship celebrations.

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Rhode Island

Rhode Island

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No room for anything bigger than a pistol.

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South Carolina

South Carolina

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Gun show vendors must urge minors to not go and do anything foolish before selling them firearm.

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South Dakota

South Dakota

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Just grab whatever from the bin.

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Tennessee

Tennessee

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Citizens do not need a license to open carry as Tennessee is technically still fighting the Civil War.

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Texas

Texas

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The only law out in these parts is shoot first.

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Utah

Utah

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Gun owners allowed to defend selves in presence of dancing.

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Vermont

Vermont

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Guns only available by special permit for tracking and apprehending foliage poachers.

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Virginia

Virginia

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Must register all Muskets, Shot, and related Accouterments with the Court of King George.

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Washington

Washington

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Ghost guns must be installed with the latest software update.

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West Virginia

West Virginia

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Just try not to get too drunk before blasting shit.

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Wisconsin

Wisconsin

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Guns in the home must be kept out of reach of children considered parents’ favorite.

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Wyoming

Wyoming

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Lenient gun laws presume you’ll just be shooting yourself.

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