An unknown individual reportedly hacked into a Houston family’s wireless baby monitor, pivoting the camera around the 2-year-old’s room and using the monitor’s communication system to shout expletives at both the child and her parents. What do you think?

“Was it a rival baby?”

James Finkelman • Unemployed

“Look, not everyone’s good with kids.”

Ellen Bartkowiak • Church Janitor

“Please provide more details about how, exactly, to do this.”

Harold Gore • Birdcage Assembler