Some hair donation charities that make wigs for cancer patients are experiencing an influx in donations from people who delayed haircuts during the pandemic, with one charity receiving over 90 pounds of hair from one salon. What do you think?
“That’s okay. I just did it for the admiration.”
Douglas Spence, Unemployed
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“We’ll have to up the cancer rates then.”
Mia Lawton, PR Representative
“I already asked. They refuse to make a full-body wig.”
Evan Goldsmith, Hose Operator