Parts of a Missouri law requiring sex offenders to remain inside with the lights out on Halloween night were rejected by a judge as unenforceable. What do you think?

"Okay, but during the parade, they ought to stay squarely inside the sex offenders' float."
Penny Adler • Systems Analyst

"As a registered sex offender, I can assure you that I spend most of my time inside with the lights out anyway."
Oscar Souble • Claims Adjuster
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"Probably because a suspiciously dark house on Halloween would attract even sexier kids."
Glenn Bauer • Heavy Equipment Mechanic