The New Year is full of promise and mystery. How did you ring in 2012?
"Can you just write that I did a drinking motion with my hand, winked, and said, 'No comment'? And can you say that you laughed?"
Patty Schilder • Systems Analyst
"I’m not gay or anything, but I did have a celebratory smooch with the other guy stealing copper wire out of that abandoned warehouse."
Derek Reutershan • Unemployed
"It's 2012? Then there's still time!"
Xavier Song • Photoengraver