Happy New Year

The New Year is full of promise and mystery. How did you ring in 2012?

"Can you just write that I did a drinking motion with my hand, winked, and said, 'No comment'? And can you say that you laughed?"

Patty Schilder • Systems Analyst


"I’m not gay or anything, but I did have a celebratory smooch with the other guy stealing copper wire out of that abandoned warehouse."

Derek Reutershan • Unemployed

"It's 2012? Then there's still time!"

Xavier Song • Photoengraver