Harvard's First Female President

"This is quite a sea change. One has to wonder whether this will lead to new policies, like admitting the smart poor, or the non-gentry idiots."

Pam Garber • Systems Analyst

"This only proves that to get the same opportunities as men, women have to work twice as hard and have twice as many fathers on the board of trustees."

Kent Livermore • Hammock Maker

"She's still white, though, right? Thank god."

Dabney Alterman • Video Rental Clerk