Officials in Hawaii said Wednesday that the state will remain closed to tourists until at least October due to the recent increase in coronavirus cases. What do you think?

“I can’t imagine spending Halloween anywhere but the picturesque shores of Lanai.”
Lauren Rutledge • Veterinary Plastic Surgeon

“They could at least open one of their shittier islands.”
Barry Burman • Unemployed
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“Until October? Who’s going to want to visit Hawaii when it’s a frigid 78 degrees?”
Roy Haskins • Fruit Dehydrator