A new study found that women show more sensitivity to cognitive damage from heading soccer balls than men. What do you think?
“That’s why, as a gentleman, I always make sure to head a ball for a lady.”
Ben Bloomberg • Pointillist House Painter
“Look, I did a bunch of headers when I was a kid and I turned out just soccer.”
Kerry Garden • Systems Analyst
“Men are just evolutionarily superior at bashing their heads on things.”
Terry O’Hara • Frappe-Milkshake Distinguisher