A new study found that women show more sensitivity to cognitive damage from heading soccer balls than men. What do you think?

“That’s why, as a gentleman, I always make sure to head a ball for a lady.”

Ben Bloomberg • Pointillist House Painter

“Look, I did a bunch of headers when I was a kid and I turned out just soccer.”

Kerry Garden • Systems Analyst

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“Men are just evolutionarily superior at bashing their heads on things.”

Terry O’Hara • Frappe-Milkshake Distinguisher