Illustration for article titled Heavenly Sources Confirm Jesus Christ Will Transfer To Iowa State University After Getting Grades Up

The once-academically troubled son of God was finally able to get his GPA up during this past semester at Western Iowa Tech Community College. We’ve got the latest on the next chapter of the messiah’s ongoing education.

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